"If you were a cigarette, I would have three packs of you a day and wouldn't mind cancer one bit."

Yesterday all I ate was one chocolate flavored Poptart, a cup of macaroni salad, one Dr. Pepper and a cup of coffee that cracked me out for the whole afternoon.
I went to my last DUI class tonight and scheduled a make up lecture for next week.
I owe Valley Improvement Programs exactly $101. Then it's on my way to a regular license!
I wish my unemployment check was here already. I hope it gets here by Saturday! I could really use a shopping spree, I need a new wardrobe and to spend some money on myself. Shopping makes me feel better.